Murder Houses, Asylums, & Covens

My life consists of American Horror Story, Sum 41, Green Day, and Nirvana.

homofarts:

funfact

octopuses have three hearts

and they still couldnt love you

as much as i do

(via nighthooker)

kawaiithulhu:

fucking hell this cat knows how to throw a party

kawaiithulhu:

fucking hell this cat knows how to throw a party

(via thatssocrates)

agrund:

am i really that ugly

(Source: a-grund, via nighthooker)

freakydeakysunshine:

happppybeaver:

nothing-without-science:

High-speed photography of how the process of lighting a match happens. An extract from an episode of BBC programme - Chemistry: A Volatile History.

theres no match for this awesomness

get out

freakydeakysunshine:

happppybeaver:

nothing-without-science:

High-speed photography of how the process of lighting a match happens. An extract from an episode of BBC programme - Chemistry: A Volatile History.

theres no match for this awesomness

get out

(Source: finding-things-out, via pizza)

(Source: noasecret, via ldiotequee)

goldenclitoris:

how the fuck yall takin me to the vet now aahahaha

goldenclitoris:

how the fuck yall takin me to the vet now aahahaha

(Source: reikokuxdori, via thatssocrates)

lameborghini:

the word ointment makes me feel like im 70 years old and in a nursing home

(via nighthooker)

kyian:

MOM PHINEAS AND FERB SHUTDOWN THE GOVERNMENT

image

(via nighthooker)

ladyknucklesinshape:

perksofahunter:

milsotherapy:

I literally stared at this for a good minute. I’m a bit confused

This is literally my favorite comic ever. 

wait so did the blond like steal the red heads man and they got married and had a baby and she miserable and now the red head life is better?

ladyknucklesinshape:

perksofahunter:

milsotherapy:

I literally stared at this for a good minute. I’m a bit confused

This is literally my favorite comic ever. 

wait so did the blond like steal the red heads man and they got married and had a baby and she miserable and now the red head life is better?

(Source: rappelpacondonesmarihuana, via you-see-me-not-my-story)